Song Parodies -> semi-charmed life
"semi-charmed life" Based on the performance by third eye blind
"semi-charmed life" Parody by jagged little dyl bobby brown justified his wealth by saying "i made this money, you didn't". now, it wasn't "my prerogative" to be a victim of new jersey's obstructed stop signs, but my wealth is justified. a life of ease is not a birthright, it's a consequence. who loves entitlements? here's another parody of "semi-charmed life". just another one of over 700 parodies at www.jaggedlittledyl.com
in fact, i'm a dolt and i'm whining - so gimme, i'm owed it
i bleed to be a wealthy do-nothing, so ration - want to own their elation keep me proud, i need my self-esteem and i'll make no smiles without money, true don't ever touch my stamps for food, such is overdue keep providing, cuz i'm owed food and what gives me feelings that excite too and i bleed for you righteous earners who have yours drop another dime, might it go into my purse come on - i'm in need, so take your bank and give me some - make my day, i say i want gov'ment's help to get me through this semi-charmed kind of life (save me, save me) i want gov'ment's help, i'm not giving - i just may...rely my life does blow, i love coke, i love taking sips of it through my nose and i live cuz dudes pay taxes monthlay that gives smiling visions, riches for a bang ooh, like crystal meth that will make-up and compensate, i'm so blocked i'm so brought-down, esteem's not, and i sniff what gets me to love what i've got cuz when your luck sucks, you'll look for jizzum - any reason to be something great, to be what they say's the best how do i get back there to the place where i didn't need what's approved? how do i get myself back to the days when i led? i want gov'ment's help to get me through this semi-charmed kind of life (save me, save me) i want gov'ment's help, i'm not giving - i just may...rely i believe that the self-esteem is owed to me, get me feeling i'm worthy please me, i believe i should take what's yours - what is yours should surely change to mine when i need shoes and see yours, i will whine until life is soc'lized - they're mine and, yes, i've made my bed - i said i won't nap there to hell with the kingly ambition, i live so i sure should feel alive but how i'm struggling to survive, don't say i've a barren and empty head your life-edict is much success, you're given a pass when you're talented i'd love to have done ev'rything (that) found you in sag-aftra when you told me to set a goal, then... it's not all that i've gotta do, luck for me ain't found i feel myself getting not-so proud, you're where i'm not - fuck your house my life don't touch your high-life - you've got it all, won't stop to give me mine cuz nothing is soc'lized, that bites i want gov'ment's help to get me through this life (save me) i want gov'ment's help - not giving, i just may rely, rely rely-i-i relyyyyyyyyyyy! my life does blow, i love coke, i love taking sips of it through my nose and i live cuz dudes pay taxes monthlay - that gives me a payment for a paraaaaaaarty i want gov'ment's help just another one of over 700 politically-incorrect parodies at www.jaggedlittledyl.com
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