I'm gonna be a sex machine,
So ladies pay your fares!
I've never seen a sex machine
With such few pubic hairs!

I'm gonna be the main event
The best lay in the land.
Ladies lining up so they can
Feel a potent man.

They say sex gods are born, not that they're made.
Oh, I just can't wait to get laid!

No one saying too young,..........[Now when I said that--]
No one saying too soon,............[What I meant was--]
I'll be really well hung,................[What you don't realize--]
I'll be gettin' all the poon!............[Hey, what's poon?]
Bumpin' uglies all damn day,....[That's definitely out--]
Spunkin' till I hit the hay!

I think it's time that you and I
Arranged a heart-to-heart
Studs don't need advice
From impotent men or old farts.

If this is where this generation is headed
Count me out!
Out of brothels, no more prostitutes,
I wouldn't whip it out!
Can no one stop this sexual tirade?
Oh, I just can't wait to get laid!

Everybody look north
Everybody look south
Everywhere you look I'm--
Cumming in a chick's mouth!

Not yet

Send warning calls to every virgin maid,
Steer clear of him or else you will get played,
He's gonna have it made in the shade,

Oh, I just can't wait to get laid!
Oh, he just can't wait to get laid!
Oh, I just can't wait...
Just can't wait
To get laid!