Song Parodies -> I Just Can't Wait To Get Laid
"I Just Can't Wait To Be King" Based on the performance by The Lion King
"I Just Can't Wait To Get Laid" Parody by Andrew Woodard
I'm gonna be a sex machine,
So ladies pay your fares!
I've never seen a sex machine
With such few pubic hairs!

I'm gonna be the main event
The best lay in the land.
Ladies lining up so they can
Feel a potent man.

They say sex gods are born, not that they're made.
Oh, I just can't wait to get laid!

No one saying too young,..........[Now when I said that--]
No one saying too soon,............[What I meant was--]
I'll be really well hung,................[What you don't realize--]
I'll be gettin' all the poon!............[Hey, what's poon?]
Bumpin' uglies all damn day,....[That's definitely out--]
Spunkin' till I hit the hay!

I think it's time that you and I
Arranged a heart-to-heart
Studs don't need advice
From impotent men or old farts.

If this is where this generation is headed
Count me out!
Out of brothels, no more prostitutes,
I wouldn't whip it out!
Can no one stop this sexual tirade?
Oh, I just can't wait to get laid!

Everybody look north
Everybody look south
Everywhere you look I'm--
Cumming in a chick's mouth!

Not yet

Send warning calls to every virgin maid,
Steer clear of him or else you will get played,
He's gonna have it made in the shade,

Oh, I just can't wait to get laid!
Oh, he just can't wait to get laid!
Oh, I just can't wait...
Just can't wait
To get laid!
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