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Song Parodies -> I Touch Myself
"I Touch Myself" Based on the performance by The Divinyls
"I Touch Myself" Parody by Jagged Little Dyl I Was Chatting Halfheartedly On Dudesnude.com While Cupping My Left Ass Cheek In My Hand. With The Tips Of My Fingers Touching The Inside Of My Crack, I Glanced At A Picture Of A Man's Chest And Quickly Glanced Away. Here's Another Of Over 700 Parodies At Www.jaggedlittledyl.com
I Love Myself, I'm Flaunting My Butt-cheek
and I Get Proud My Butt Is So Stunning i've Yearned For Sex, I've Gotten So Grimey, i Saw Better Men - I'd Be Fooled Cuz They're Like Me i Don't Want Men Who're Hot For Sex when I Think Of How Dudes Have Yuck In Them ohohoh, I Don't Want Sweat Or Body-scents - Oh No, Oh No, Oh No burly Ones Can Make My Love Cumming, for The Hung Man Shakes My Pride men All Around, In Awe I'm Happy, I'm Wanting Raped Tonight i So Excite To See Dudes So Brawny, think I Would Die If His Firm Booty Scorned Me his Poo Could Reek, Fucking Nuts - Why'd I Want Dudes? i'd Get Out Of His Reach, I'd Screw Anything But Poo i Don't Want Men Who're Hot For Sex when I Think Of How Dudes Have Yuck In Them ohohoh, I Don't Want Sweat Or Body-scents - Oh No, Oh No, Oh No - Yeah! i Love Myself, It's Not Poo From Heiney - men Psyche Me Out, Not Their Poo - The Butt Reeks i've Yearned For Sex, I'm Mocking Those Nights Frea- king More Better Men, I Want Douche Screwing Heineys i Don't Want Men Who're Hot For Sex when I Think Of How Dudes Have Yuck In Them ohohoh, I Don't Want Sweat Or Body-scents - Oh No, Oh No, Oh No i Want Dudes, I Don't Want Smelly-body Sex instead Of Being 'round Dudes, I Touch Myself - Ooh! Ooh! Ooo-ooh! i Don't Want Men Who're Hot For Sex when I Think Of How Dudes Have Yuck In Them i Don't Want Men Who're Hot For Sex 'stead Of Being 'round Dudes, I Touch Myself i Touch Myself, I Touch Myself, I Touch Myself, I Honestly Do, I Touch Myself Just Another Of Over 700 (homo)sexually Assaulting Parodies At Www.homosexualityiswrong.com
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