The devil went down to Georgia
He was lookin' for a ho to feel
He was in a bind, he was way behind
And pussy was his deal
When he came across this old slut
Down at the "Red Hot" strip club
The Devil jumped up on a barstool and said
"baby let me tell you what"

"You sure are lookin' good in that pink flannel vest
but i bet you're gettin' hot and takin' it off would be the best
this sure looks like a very very boring titty bar
so baby come with me and we'll go fuck in my car"

The girl said, "My name is Tina"
As she gave an evil grin
Cuz she knew that demon didn't have enough in him
to keep from cummin' again!

Devil you better take Viagra if you're gonna get it stiff
Cuz Tina won't screw any man who has a little dick
You're future's ridin' on this shiny fine piece of ass
And if you screw up at your name everyone will laugh

The devil pulled the cadillac over 'round to the back
and said "honey bend on over and let me stick this in your crack"
Well she tossed and turned a little bit, but bend over is what she did
And the devil shoved his peter in there and it sounded something like this

(instrumental)

Well after it was all over and there was nothin' left to be said
The devil found out that he might as well be dead
Cuz Tina rolled on over and she looked him in the face
And said, "I have many STDs and you just got every case"

Crabs, AIDS, and HIV
The stuff that hurts your wienie
You should have known it was infected
But you went on without inspectin'

The devil bowed his head and he stared at his pee pee
And he looked back up and Tina and said "how could this be"
Tina said, "Devil when you saw me, you should have turned your head"
"But you had to screw and screw you did and this is what you get"

She gave!

Crabs, AIDS, and HIV
The stuff that hurts your wienie
You should have known it was infected
But you went on without inspectin'