he so likes to beat his thing
he don't want a guy's hung meat
he's so hot for guys built large
he won't get their boners off
he so likes the way guys look
he won't try to eat guys' tush
he don't like to lay no gays
he just widens his heinay

and though he may look great,
he's too loose for me, he's too loose for me

he so likes the coke can's shape
he would like his butt that way
he don't try to get no cock
he may try, but then would not
he so likes no clothes on males
he so likes their armpit hair
he don't like no hair that smells
dildo-time, he'd say, is swell

and though i'd make his day
he's too loose for me, he's too loose for me

has he the courage to be scoffed by gents who often have to screw?
has he no courage to be looked down to by gods he wants to screw?
he could distort himself and be the common fag
i might prefer him if he had

oh, he don't want to see my hole
he don't want to be my beau
he don't want no dick inside
he don't even got "gay pride"
he may psyche to look at me
he may pride for guys hairy
he knows cock feels great inside
he so wants one thick as mine

but, no - "no way," i'd say
he's too loose for me, he's too loose for me
he's too loose for me, he's too loose for me