Song Parodies -> Wannabe A Spice Girl
I heard the Spice Girls are reuniting, so I thought I'd pull out this old classic for my return to WhatFreaks.
Chorus:
Yo, I'll tell you what to do, what to really really do Please tell us what to do, what to really really do We'll show you what to do, what you really really do Just tell us who to do, who to really really do You gotta (suck) you gotta (slurp) You gotta (fuck) you gotta (burp) You really really really gotta show some pie! If you wear some short skirts, forget your thong If you wanna wear makeup, better make it strong Now don't go wasting your precious cash Our 15 minutes are over, did you think we'd last? (Chorus) If you wannabe a Spice Girl, you're gonna have to be a slut Show off those huge titties, stick out that big butt If you wannabe a Spice Girl, you have got to sleaze We can't sing a note, but we can always tease So what you think of our tits? Now you know they ain't real Say you can stomach our act, though we know how you feel Say nothing's too tasteless, but we'll give it a try If you buy our albums, we'll show more thigh (Chorus) If you wannabe a Spice Girl, you're gonna have to lose respect Show them lots of cleavage, make the guys erect If you wannabe a Spice Girl, you really don't have to sing Jiggle to the music, let your body do it's thing So here's the story of how we came to be, five slutty chicks from across the sea We got Baby in the place, who might sit on your face We got Scary and Posh who might go for your.... Then there's Sporty, who'll go for forty (she's really horny) And as for me.....I got smart and left you see! Slap us in the ass and kick us all around If you wannabe a Spice Girl, you have got to pose Muggin' for the cameras, wearing little clothes If you wannabe a Spice Girl, you really got to sell But when our tits get saggy, we'll work at Taco Bell If you wannabe a Spice Girl, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta You gotta whore! whore! whore! Throw us on the ground and roll us all around We're making lots of dough for sluttin' all around If you wannabe a Spice Girl..... Written by Mikey Squirrel © 2007 Squirrelbait Productions
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Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason. Funny Lyrics, thank you mikey squirrel. I performed this here with credit to you: https://youtu.be/yU_KJKh5YL0
I DON'T KNOW WHO THOSE SPICE GIRLS THINK THEY ARE
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