Song Parodies -> Wannabe A Spice Girl
"Wannabe" Based on the performance by Spice Girls
"Wannabe A Spice Girl" Parody by Mikey Squirrel
I heard the Spice Girls are reuniting, so I thought I'd pull out this old classic for my return to WhatFreaks.
Chorus:
Yo, I'll tell you what to do, what to really really do
Please tell us what to do, what to really really do
We'll show you what to do, what you really really do
Just tell us who to do, who to really really do
You gotta (suck) you gotta (slurp)
You gotta (fuck) you gotta (burp)
You really really really gotta show some pie!

If you wear some short skirts, forget your thong
If you wanna wear makeup, better make it strong
Now don't go wasting your precious cash
Our 15 minutes are over, did you think we'd last?

(Chorus)
If you wannabe a Spice Girl, you're gonna have to be a slut
Show off those huge titties, stick out that big butt
If you wannabe a Spice Girl, you have got to sleaze
We can't sing a note, but we can always tease

So what you think of our tits? Now you know they ain't real
Say you can stomach our act, though we know how you feel
Say nothing's too tasteless, but we'll give it a try
If you buy our albums, we'll show more thigh

(Chorus)
If you wannabe a Spice Girl, you're gonna have to lose respect
Show them lots of cleavage, make the guys erect
If you wannabe a Spice Girl, you really don't have to sing
Jiggle to the music, let your body do it's thing

So here's the story of how we came to be, five slutty chicks from across the sea
We got Baby in the place, who might sit on your face
We got Scary and Posh who might go for your....
Then there's Sporty, who'll go for forty (she's really horny)
And as for me.....I got smart and left you see!

Slap us in the ass and kick us all around
If you wannabe a Spice Girl, you have got to pose
Muggin' for the cameras, wearing little clothes
If you wannabe a Spice Girl, you really got to sell
But when our tits get saggy, we'll work at Taco Bell
If you wannabe a Spice Girl, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta
You gotta whore! whore! whore!
Throw us on the ground and roll us all around
We're making lots of dough for sluttin' all around
If you wannabe a Spice Girl.....


Written by Mikey Squirrel © 2007 Squirrelbait Productions
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Lokirat - April 09, 2016 - Report this comment
Funny Lyrics, thank you mikey squirrel. I performed this here with credit to you: https://youtu.be/yU_KJKh5YL0
MIKE - July 29, 2022 - Report this comment
I DON'T KNOW WHO THOSE SPICE GIRLS THINK THEY ARE
mike - October 01, 2022 - Report this comment
you may know this 1
mike - October 01, 2022 - Report this comment
i performmed this 1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
MIKE - June 18, 2023 - Report this comment
WITITCS SEASON 1 EPISODE 51 IT'S ALMOST THERE KEEP GOING KEEP GOING ALRIGHT GO 2 TO THE NEXT PORT HOLE

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