Song Parodies -> Homey Got Sack
"Baby Got Back" Based on the performance by Sir Mix-A-Lot
"Homey Got Sack" Parody by Andrew Woodard
Original idea came from Lon (a legendary mainstay of WhatFreaks content) but, I had to "flesh it out" to full development, like a buttcheek of Mixalot's girlfriend
[two body builders with steroid-shrunk raisins conversing]
Oh, my, god. Chucky, look at his nuts.
They are so big. [scoff] He looks like,
one of those circus sideshows.
But, you know, who understands those circus freaks? *scoff*
They only got that way, because,
He came down with elephantitis, 'kay?
I mean, his nads, are just so big.
I can't believe he can walk around, they're like,
out there, and his - scrotum. Look!
It's just this ... sack!


I got big nuts and I cannot lie
They're hangin' down past my thigh
And when I step on stage for a Chippendale dance
With a round bulge in my pants
You get wet, wanna spread out your muff
'Cause you notice that crotch was stuffed
Deep in the jeans I'm wearing
You're hooked and you can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna teabag ya
But that might gag ya
Your homeboys tried to scorn me
Cause these balls I got make chicks so horny
Ooh, Lumps-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna tickle my twins?
Well, use me, lube me,
'Cause my stones outweigh your boobies
You've seen me dancin'
My junk is entrancin'
With sweat, wet,
Loads are blowin' like a turbojet.
I'm hired for magazines
Sayin' shaved nuts are the thing
Take the average straight man and ask him that
He doesn't wax his sack
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Does your girlfriend suck your nuts? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to lick 'em! (lick 'em!) Stroke 'em! (Stroke 'em!)
Please them hefty nuts!
Homey got sack!

(average dick with huge cojones!)
Homey got sack!

I've grown 'em round, and big,
Looks like the nuts of a pig.
I just can't dress myself, No undies hold my genitals!
And that's not typical.
I wanna get them on,
So ugh, pull'em up, ugh, ugh!
I ain't flauntin' for gay boys,
My circus ain't got Siegfried or Roy.
I'll wear'em real big and loosely
And shave that itchy stubble
So they'll have no trouble
Chafin' when they're in the huddle.
So you're watchin' boy band videos
Fresh-faced metros singin' like 'moes
You can have them Jo Bros
Their nuts be smaller than Rolos.
A word to the sperm bank visitors, I'm a contributor
And there ain't none viriler!
But I gotta be straight when I say that when I *cum*
It will make our spawn
Baby bump showin' on
Abortionists won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to rape it and scrape it
But with pregnant chicks I play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
Now let's get the procreation on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna fuck and have my babies {Yeah!}
Then pull em down, whip em out,
Even straight boys got to shout
Homey got sack!

Homey got sack!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to testicles, elephantitis ain't got nothin to
do with my condition.
36 ounces apiece? Maybe when I was 13.

So your girlfriend rolls a Hyundai, Yo I rocked that box last Sunday
By Monday I had a boner and was back in her Hyundai
Mi polla grande don't want none
Unless you love nuts, hun
You can do blow jobs or hummers,
But don't ignore those balls
Some brothers never play that "dad" role
Use anal as their birth control
So they wet it, tantalize it,
And I pull up quick to fertilize it
So pregnant chicks look fat?
Well I'll get down with that!
'Cause your tits are full and your baby's kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout lickin.'
To the man-thong ads in the magazines:
I don't fit in this thing!
Give me assistance, gonad resistance,
Grip these and I'll go the distance.
You say you just want to kiss?
Gettin' pregnant gets you pissed?
You can call it Onanism
But I'll pull out quick to shoot jism
Or ladies, if your man is down,
And you're tired of gettin' knocked uptown,
Dial 1-88-VASECTOMY
And snip that vas in half
Homey got sack!
Homey got sack!

Little does he diggle but he got much sack
Little does he diggle but he got much sack
Little does he diggle but he got much sack
Little does he diggle but he got much sack
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Lon - January 31, 2013 - Report this comment
This might be your best work, ever, Andrew!

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