Song Parodies -> honey i'm home
"honey i'm home" Based on the performance by shania twain
"honey i'm home" Parody by jagged little dyl
this is one of my earliest anti-feminist song parodies, written three months after i first started my website of gay-parody that is www.anti-gay.com
the car won't start, it's falling apart -
i can't make it work, still the boss mens' mark
my tantrum i show to the sons when i know, compared i lack,
(damn, i hate mack)
just when i thought it couldn't get worse,
i realize why said god, "guys first"
with all that sex, i've gotten stressed;
his wood be burst and he'd end it

his job is worth the "yay," can't fake it, the men are the way
hey funny, i'm so enraged; hey, hey, hey, hey

honey i'm home, but my madd'ning heart's raped:
you're still at work...least my gloats will save face
rub my feet just because i'm your queen;
i'm a runt this nation grieves
funny, i lack, the bed's killing me,
i need to be mack, not violat-ee
you're not at home, but to fog my woes i'll
pat! my! self on the head!

i broke a nail driving off-road, well
i cursed 'round town just to blurt "equal"
i'm not ashamed, i'll violate, and hers will simulate his name

his job is worth the "yay," can't fake it, the men are the way
hey funny, i'm so enraged
hey, hey, hey, hey

honey i'm home, but my madd'ning heart's raped:
you're still at work...least my gloats will save face
rub my feet just because i'm your queen;
i'm a runt this nation grieves
funny, i lack, the bed's killing me,
i need to be mack, not violat-ee
you're not at home, but to fog my woes i'll
pat! my! self on the head!

oh, suck my cock, shania?
nah, i like mutt better
just another one of over 700 parodies at www.jaggedlittledyl.com
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