Hands in your pants at the gym
Now wank off
Savor that erection
While your drenched crotch moves back and forth
Now hands down your pants where you work
Now jack off
Think about who's watching you yank
Do it so much your dick is sore.


Easily amused, your hand on your gun,
You'll do it wherever, to heighten the fun
One hand types time sheets, the other cock pounds,
Just sweating and hoping your boss ain't around


Hands in your pants at the gym
Now wank off
Savor that erection
While your drenched crotch moves back and forth
Now hands down your pants where you work
Now jack off
Think about who's watching you yank
Do it so much your dick is sore.


The more forbidden, the better the place
In church, the drug store, on your dog's face
Eating coque au vin with your old Aunt Mabel
While you choke the chicken under the dinner table


Hands in your pants at the gym
Now wank off
Savor that erection
While your drenched crotch moves back and forth
Now hands down your pants where you work
Now jack off
Think about who's watching you yank
Do it so much your dick is sore.


If blown wads were cash, you'd be Donald Trump
Then you'd pay some gay whore to play with your pump
For now, with urges ten times a day
You're feasting alone on a pocket pool buffet


Your hand (hand)
Now wank off
Savor that erection
While your drenched crotch moves back and forth
Now hand (hand)
Now jack off
Think about who's watching you yank
Do it so much your dick is sore


Hands in your pants at the gym
Now wank off
Savor that erection
While your drenched crotch moves back and forth
Now hands down your pants where you work
Now jack off
Think about who's watching you yank
Do it so much your dick is sore.


Hands in your pants at the gym (Now wank off)
Hands down your pants where you work (Now jack off)
You're banned from Walmart for whacking off wood (Hands down your pants at the bar)
You're too damn horny for your own good.... use hands.