Song Parodies -> Bigger Man
"Better Man" Based on the performance by Pearl Jam
"Bigger Man" Parody by Andrew Woodard
The grunge version of my Rod Stewart parody "Four Inches Hung"
Peekin', out of his jocks, his four inch cock, it's quick to pop
Poor him, she wants more, he can't fulfill her needs
As he pokes at her door, his load's closer...
She falls asleep as he bends her over

She lies and says she can cum with him, can't find a bigger man...
She dreams of lovers, that please in bed, can't find a bigger man...
Can't find a bigger man
Can't find a bigger man
Ohh...

Fingers, in herself, in places that his cock can't go...
She smells herself, oh...
Mammaries stacked, eighteen years old, legs long
And wanting for a stud to pump his schlong...
Swears she'll do it, when this fairy's gone

She lies and says she can cum with him, can't find a bigger man...
She dreams of lovers, that please in bed, can't find a bigger man...
She lies and says she can cum with him, can't find a bigger man...
She dreams of lovers, that please in bed, can't find a bigger man...
Can't find a bigger man
Can't find a bigger man
Yeah...

She fucked him, yeah... she will not be pleased this way
She teased him, yeah... jizz flies on her rack again

Can't find a bigger man
Can't find a bigger man
Can't find a bigger man
Can't find a bigger... man...
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