Song Parodies -> Of Stud or Worm
"Of Wolf and Man" Based on the performance by Metallica
"Of Stud or Worm" Parody by Rick
Off to the weight room i run
off of the big macs, i am done
i crunch, bench-press and squat
to finally look hot
in the eyes of some fine young twat

off of the junk food, that's it
to reshape my body, to get real big
muscles will bulge in my legs
the fine girls will beg
to be with me, for goodness sakes

(she's got) big tits
with such curves, great hips
with tight pussy, nice box
cute as a button, a fox
first time being
first time being
a stud

getting a deep whiff of her hole
give her a slam with my fishing pole
we cum
syncronized
with starry, crossed eyes
deafened by her orgasmic cries

(she's got) big tits
with such curves, great hips
with tight pussy, nice box
cute as a button, a fox
first time being
first time being
a stud

i've got to change
forward to a better day
right now i look like a wreck
in my future i'll preserve my world

i must seek the strength in myself

(she must have) nice legs
with great thighs
(i will) get laid
with her tight pussy, nice box
cute as a button, a fox
first time being
first time being
a stud

a stud or worm
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Neil - January 08, 2010 - Report this comment
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