Song Parodies -> Butch
"Push" Based on the performance by Matchbox 20
"Butch" Parody by Jagged Little Dyl
i wrote this one in 1999, a few months after starting my website that has grown to house nearly 700 parodies of (homo)sexual assault - www.jaggedlittledyl.com
he said, "i'm not grown, cuz i've never been big and tough,"
so he fiddles with loving men: "why think my man's the same as his?"
his sight's so blown cuz he's never been feeling loved
by a man whose clutch leads, so guy feels guys pumping 'gainst his clit
and he's a middleman's ranking

hell, he's taked over so by queer, hot men try "thrilling" q-fared vows
when they're lonely or they're aged - man cries, "make me feel true"

i feel i'm butch with this clown - but i'm dyl, but i'm dyl
i feel i'm butch when he's 'proud' - but i'm dyl, but i'm dyl
i gotta make q regret it, i gotta make q undebted, yeah, yeah, dealt guys' will

he said, "i'm not grown, cuz i never could lie with she,"
like he's been livin' for lust, he fends, "i think gay's my roots,
it's mom who birthed 'em"
but i am told that he couldn't just lay with she because his man isn't near the
men who've shaped their beings and got a spine,
and from the middle it hurts to 'xcel

don't lust manfare, shape might in your being
cuz guys are beated, right is wrong, and q dudes don't grow - see?
"nyah nyah, i can't change," cry all q's never-bees at once

i feel i'm butch with this clown - but i'm dyl, but i'm dyl
i feel i'm butch when he's 'proud' - but i'm dyl, but i'm dyl
i gotta make q regret it, i gotta make q undebted,
yeah, yeah, dealt guys' will

oh, just go mull me over, you faded winner
hell, you're tied up in the dark - means that you're lazy - hazy
don't lust the same thing, don't lust the same thing, baby

i feel i'm butch with this clown - but i'm dyl, but i'm dyl
i feel i'm butch when he's 'proud' - but i'm dyl, but i'm dyl
i gotta make you regret it, i gotta make you make you yeah dealt guys' will
check out nearly 700 parodies of (homo)sexual assault at www.jaggedlittledyl.com
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