Song Parodies -> Eardrops
"Teardrop" Based on the performance by Massive Attack
"Eardrops" Parody by Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni)
Huh? What's that you slurred?
Can't hear a fuckin' word!
Deaf as a numbat.
Hey?

Tipped in some lotion.
"Shakespeare raped a minor?"
Sorry, what did you... say?
Eardrops, I should buy.
Deaf as a doorknob.
Eh?

High whine in my ear.
What? Shout up, fuck ya!
Deaf as an adder.
Eh?
Speak loud, you're soft as!
Deaf as a postman.
Hey?
Ear drops, I espy.
Deafer than the dead.
...

Bottle, looks like lye.
Helps dreadful hearing?
Deaf as a brick wall.
Heywadjasaaay?
Eardrops, gunna try.
Solvent starts hissing.
Deaf as a pet rock.
Eh?
Wax cakes my ear up.
Deaf as a guide dog.
Hey?
Eardrops burn like fire.
Fuck, what is this stuff?
PAAAAAIN!

That's sodium hydroxiiide!
Shit, what are you, bliiind?
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