Song Parodies -> "Only Girl I Wanna Fuck For Christmas Is You"
""All I Want For Christmas is You"" Based on the performance by Mariah Carey
""Only Girl I Wanna Fuck For Christmas Is You"" Parody by Cameron Franklin This is another naughty Soshi Christmas parody and this time is a parody of the '90s Mariah Carey holiday classic, "All I Want For Christmas Is You". And it's called "Only Girl I Wanna Fuck For Christmas Is You". This parody is for the resident sweet princess of Girls' Generation, the one and only Jessica Jung. I hope that you'll enjoy it
Oh Jessica
You know that I want one special present That I will keep forever I want a real size Skipper doll, with sexy bouncy tits And I wanna fuck it all day long And through the whole night too The girl that i'm talking about Turns out to be only you Oh, I really want you for my own 'Cause you're the sexiest girl I know What i'm saying is true Because the only girl I wanna fuck for Christmas is you Oh sexy Jessica Oh baby, I love it when your tits bounce I go crazy when they go up and down (and I) And I wanna play with them all day long And then suck on your nipples And I really love your cute ass It's so smackable and poundable (and I) And I wanna have fun with it I wanna pound it out I want Santa to bring you to me Because you're the only one I need I don't wanna be blue Because the only girl I wanna fuck for Christmas is you Oh pretty Jessica Ooh babe, you know that i've been thinking of you all my life (thinking 'bout you all my life) And I am so damn ready to fuck you every single night (every single night) I wanna treat you like a porn star And give you everything that you really deserve Jessica, please come to me because you're the one that I absolutely need Oh, I don't want these stupid blow up dolls 'Cause they're totally no fun at all (babe I) I only want you to myself And have fun with you 24/7 Babe I want a sexy pop star girlfriend The one that is ready to go all out (and I) And I want you right next to me Ready to fuck and taste all my cum Baby, I really wanna see you naked 'Cause I am so totally ready to just taste it There's nothing that I can't do 'Cause the only girl I wanna fuck for Christmas is you Ohhh Jessica Baby I want you Oooh Jessica The only girl I wanna fuck for Christmas is you, Jessica (oh oh baby baby) The only girl I wanna fuck for Christmas is you, Jessica (ooh ooh baby baby) The only girl I wanna fuck for Christmas is you, Jessica (I want you) The only girl I wanna fuck for Christmas is you, Jessica (come here babe) Hey Jessica You're the hottest girl in the whole wide world And I really wanna fuck you And fucking you in the ass is the best thing that I wanna do Pounding that pussy will make me so much luckier And I hope that you'll let me I don't mean no harm here But I just wanna ask Will you be my slut for life? 'Cause the hottie I want is you Please remember that the only girl I wanna fuck for Christmas Is.........you http://www.facebook.com/partymix2011
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