"Walking in and she sees someone
And I had no such time
To whack off and clean off myself
And then there I sat
Like double chin fatties yeah there I sat
Like Rosie OÆDonnell

She smells porn and semen here no
ôWhoÆs that whacking in my chair?ö no
WhoÆs that casting devious stares at my erection?
Mommy that surely canÆt be you, no
No mommy that surely canÆt be you, no way

Walking in and she sees someone
And I hid behind pillows
And I was yelling cleaning myself
And then there I sat
In sweaty sticky shorts yeah there I sat
Like Crispy Cr?me doughnuts

She smells porn and semen here no
ôWhoÆs that whacking in my chair?ö no
WhoÆs that casting devious stares at my erection?
Mommy that surely canÆt be you, no
No mommy that surely canÆt be you, no way
No mommy that surely canÆt be you, no

She smells porn and semen here no
ôWhoÆs that whacking in my chair?ö no
WhoÆs that casting devious stares at my erection?
Mommy that surely canÆt be you, no
No mommy that surely canÆt be you, no
No mommy that surely canÆt be you, no
No mommy this better be a dream

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