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Song Parodies -> Secret In your own lap
"Secret" Based on the performance by Madonna
"Secret In your own lap" Parody by AnonymousTAnonymousFemale Parody in which an ex comes to realize that he is a closet bi and would rather masturbate then take his ex back and while hes masturbating he thinks of thanking his mtf transsexual friend for giving him advice about he is better off just masturbating alone instead of trying to date other crazy women [mtf shares a secret with him about how boring her sex life was like before she had neutered herself and cut off her dick, but thinks that straight or bi men are better off masturbating instead of marrying crazy women.]) I was tempted to add in lines from the man's favorite song Silence and make it a feature, but that would have risked destroying the anonymousness of this parody.
Things haven't been that sane
Since she came around my dick she found a way to touch my dick And I'm never ever never ever never ever going to take her back [Bridge:] Happiness lies in your own lap It didn't take my genius brain long to realize How my crazy wife would have been Until my *transwoman friend shared her secret with me [Chorus:] Mmm umph umph yeah mmm [skip for 2x] Something's cumin' in my hand, mmm umph umph mmm Something's comin'on my hand, mmm umph umph mmm Something's cumin' all over me My friend's got a secret This slut tried to give me back the paradise That I never really cared about for ever but then my transwoman friend helped me realize It was shocking that he or she understood she knew the whole damn time What I was afraid to confess Until I learned to love being a closet bi I was scared i would never ever fuck again [bridge] [chorus, repeat] [bridge] [chorus, repeat] mmm umph umph mmm, my tranwoman's got a secret mmm umph umph mmm, my friend's got a secret mmm umph umph mmm, my tranwoman's got a secret for me mmm umph umph mmm, mmm umph umph mmm, mmm umph umph mmm (screams his exfiancee's name, which is a secret) (*mtf = male to female transsexual friend of the man in the song parody) Disclaimer: I do not make money off of this parody. If you do not like how this parody was written or have found any mistakes then you may copy/paste this into Word and ask for its removal and then correct it and repost it. I am not a very good writer lately and encourage other parody makers to edit and repost this (as long as they credit me/the original parody writer).
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