once upon a time, i did plenty of fucking...which was fine with me because
i had jimmy, moved so much - the truck-stop's gnarly mens' room of lust
and the queers blew mine in the g.m.c.
that was when few friendships in life vexed me

then time went by and now i get plenty of esteem...which is fine with me cuz i
will not fuck to thrill my living, i would not want to stop self-fulfilling
screwing ass or viewing some porn, real sex may be sweet
screwing ass and viewing some porn, semen's still sent from weenie...

want no guys' dicks, want no cocks, got no time for the schlongs
i'm too busy to fuck with scott, i want porn
how depressing i would be, i'd fuck gays for some awe
every fucker on...line says "gee, i'm awfully bored"
that's awfully wrong

i don't have to suck his cum, for it won't be a thrill much
my life has it's own awe
he who fucks for happi...ness amounts to feeling crappy
whore! whore!

i got jimmy, screw no dudes - fucking some ass takes long
odd my mind is psyched by my moves - how i'm better than old bored dudes
porn is better than fucking dudes
one must clean, dress and meet for all whores
nothing's tethered with porn

lust is dumb, i stop dudes who'd live for my splooge, i just yell "you dork"
cuz if dudes are born, heiney has poo, i need to view...porn! porn!
if you want a strip-search, i want you washed
and your shitty inners next would need a doucher
when you've gotten rid of that stinky bod, soon you've got your wish
your end can have my noodle
whore! whore!

never great sex when your bod's a-smelly
with your armpits gamy, good lord...
happy with sex lasting ten or twenty,
but if you want extendings...couldn't you try paying your whore?
or does that sound too greedy?
do you teach college freely as a volunteer, or
on a tenure, lover? my sex-price now is doubled
porn! porn!

each erection i possess gets me beating it off,
and it moves me without mens' sex
less time spent, porn can trump real sex...nothing ever causes duress
don't fuck, be settled with porn, porn, porn
and when all wrong whores...get bent for more or
get bent cuz you haven't called, asked for whores
you may find less sex says whores' health will fall
and though people live so much to get dick, well that's wrong! wrong!
whores, wrong - schlongs, wrong - call for porn!