Song Parodies -> Gay
this song is inspired by the transvestite saying, "i'm more man than you'll ever be" one of the almost 700 (homo)sexually assaulting song parodies at www.jaggedlittledyl.com
you say i won't be nearly a strong dude
you say i've no stones or gay-pride, so... well, i saw that guy melt your will good and i saw that he froze your world and now i know you're bleeding and i know gay-pride is nothing strong, cuz you diss you when you kiss dudes you say i won't be nearly a strong dude you don't fill your void, so gay's the quencher and you're living like you're running from being one healthy male you don't understand that to be your man's the only real self-love and you don't/won't have that and i, i learned that gays' own self-love is learning how to be proud as "strong woman"s own gym's a guy-phobe brothers with muscles, strong women plan to hate muscles on guys will make strong women feel shame some of them shudder when their meeker little muscles true the guys as winners, ladies as scorned well, um, gays are like that, they think they're emboldened, but they're dolts and you thought it'd live forever, no front can last for long you try to tell us that you're better well, that's not taken anyhow or anyway as truth you said that i was naive as you talked like you were strong, oh! i thought, "wait, guys who need guys are na've" oh, cuz men internalize their schlongs get a grip, dude...yeah, don't kiss dudes you said i'm tawdry and you're lofty, but you're gay enough to know you cry to live without a wiener, but really it's your own - you don't compare to dudes and you say "gay" you say i won't be nearly a strong dude just another of the almost 700 song parodies at www.jaggedlittledyl.com
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