as i was bored one night, thought to bang the man's picture while
(co)caine was snorted for a high, got to get a change for my life
well, i psyche to see men nude - and his clothes i want removed
i mope and see a strife of mine that's shrieking for nude man ev'ry night

i desire and yearn for hot mens' beef
grab my meth, i'm ready to go
i've gotta do what's social for some good times

come on, baby, let's get away - let's chase our troubles with drugs ev'ryday
the boner creams, the cock will spray, many ways to augment ev'ryday
let's smoke!

escapade, we'll have a good life
escapade, we can surely get high
escapade, in groups we'll be fine
and getting laid

alone is sad, we have our good times
we're way too cool to sadly go alone
we're way headstrong if we're no group of one

come on, facebook, our friends await - our brains'll stumble with no one to say
"come go with me," cuz honestlay...friends are ways to augment ev'ryday
let's roll...

escapade, we'll have a good life
escapade, we can surely get high
escapade, in groups we'll be fine
with meth and mates

i desire, yearn so hard, yearn for parties (parties, glee)
i must get laid, we're ready to go
i promise you, i'll show you how to get high

come on, baby, let's get away - let's chase our troubles with drugs ev'ryday
the boner creams, the cock will spray, many ways to augment ev'ryday
let's smoke!