I Don't Need A Whole Lot Of Humping, I Don't Need To Live Life Hard
i've Got Parody And A Manic-scorn Writing For The Right To Bash Whores

i Don't Have To Run Around, I Don't Have To Chase Down Fun Times
cuz I've Got A Beat, A Beat And A Hook And
well, I Know Just How To Bide My Time

i'm Playing Meeker Prides, Well The Gays They Seem Clean Out Of Pride
don't You Know I Need...need No Time For Fun, My Words
are Some Kind Of Wonderful
(yes, I Live) To Slight Their Lustful Worlds

when I'm Mopey, Feeling Scarred, I Get My Soul Aliver
oh, Yes, I Make A Parody - It Fills My Heart With Satire
my Web Is Fab And Much More Astounds Me -
oh, No Sites Be Sounding Like Mine
i Feel I'm Funny With Experience, I'm Dylan Fucking Proud-type Minds

i'm Playing Meeker Prides, The Gays They Seem Out Of Pride
don't You Know I Need No Time For Fun, My Words (and My Wit)
some Kind Of Wonderful

now, Is There Anybody With A Sweet Little Website Like Mine?
not, I See Nobody With A Sweet Little Website Like Mine
and I Get No Dick-licks, Damn
and My Web's My Thrill, Yes
heck, My Head's The Biiggest, Yeah

i'm Some Kind Of Wonderful