Song Parodies -> You're No Buy
"I Go Blind" Based on the performance by Hootie And The Blowfish
"You're No Buy" Parody by Jagged Little Dyl
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every time i look at you, you're no guy
every time i look at you, you're no guy

in the morning, brian's up next to ryan
feels the guy as a braille
every time i look at you, you're no guy
bri don't know masculine
one big weenie just shows teeny ones pale
i think his past life seemed more uncool than his peers'
lust the role here

little child had no role, no male in life
and he's lost to find pride through nude guys
wonderous glee when mike strips ike
every time i look at you, you're no guy
you're a child

well, some males don't need braille -
they're not hurting for a man to see
in these males, no hottie is "the man"
the one man is his being
i think the fags don't un...derstand, seem curious
as it grows big here, so it's "queer"
tot'lly grown, he's got the mind of a child who's riled
tot'lly grown, he's got the mind of a child who's riled
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