~intro~

I'm an old pudwhacker
Semen churns
Well, I'll bust a nut or two
And I'll leave... it... lyin' on the bed

I'll be spanking more before you wake
There's nuttin' else to do
But I think I've heard this rumor, too

{Oooh!}

That I... should be bli-i-ind
Masturbate... all the ti-i-ime
'cause I'm pole slap-happy
And I like to cum
I get nuttin'... done
They said I... should be blind......

Now orgasms come, again I blow
It's nothin' new to me
I had a-noth-er fant-a-sy

When you come home late at night
Don't ask what I'm doin'
(Just hid my porn you'll find again, no!)

Well, I... should be bli-i-ind
Masturbate... all the ti-i-ime
'cause I'm pole slap-happy
And I'm spraying cum
I get nuttin'... done
They said I... should be blind.............

~solo~

(I should be blind) x 5

Blind
Blind
BLIND
BLIND!!!

"Oh, You've been spanking too many nights
(Ooooh!) Why don't you give it a rest...."
"Why.... must you gripe..........
Another model's defiled!"

~solo, literally and figuratively speaking...~

Why are you knockin' at my door
While I'm fappin' out my brains?
You can always come and join me
Have a seat right on my face
I could pull it for more pleasure
But my mags are stained with sin
And I would jerk on 'til the mornin'
But this night would never end
Don't believe in urban legends
Goin' blind there is no chance
You can go and shove that rumor
It's the same old song and dance
See this KY's getting dry now
Tell you how long I have been
Two hours is forever
AND I HAVEN'T GOT OFF YET!

Guess, I... should be bli-i-ind
Masturbate... all the ti-i-ime
Well, I'm dick slap-rappin'
To pics of your mum
I get nuttin'... done
They said I..... could be
I..... would be
I... should be blind...

I should be blind
(He should be blind...) x 4

I SHOULD BE BLIND...............................!

*blink!*