Song Parodies -> I Should Be Blind
"You Could Be Mine" Based on the performance by Guns N' Roses
"I Should Be Blind" Parody by Red Ant
DKTOS? Then click here to hear a cover version that doesn't totally suck ass.

Rightfully rejected from AmiRight on 3/23/05, I finally present this slighty rewritten ode to masturbation here.

I'm an old pudwhacker
Semen churns
Well, I'll bust a nut or two
And I'll leave... it... lyin' on the bed

I'll be spanking more before you wake
There's nuttin' else to do
But I think I've heard this rumor, too


That I... should be bli-i-ind
Masturbate... all the ti-i-ime
'cause I'm pole slap-happy
And I like to cum
I get nuttin'... done
They said I... should be blind......

Now orgasms come, again I blow
It's nothin' new to me
I had a-noth-er fant-a-sy

When you come home late at night
Don't ask what I'm doin'
(Just hid my porn you'll find again, no!)

Well, I... should be bli-i-ind
Masturbate... all the ti-i-ime
'cause I'm pole slap-happy
And I'm spraying cum
I get nuttin'... done
They said I... should be blind.............


(I should be blind) x 5


"Oh, You've been spanking too many nights
(Ooooh!) Why don't you give it a rest...."
"Why.... must you gripe..........
Another model's defiled!"

~solo, literally and figuratively speaking...~

Why are you knockin' at my door
While I'm fappin' out my brains?
You can always come and join me
Have a seat right on my face
I could pull it for more pleasure
But my mags are stained with sin
And I would jerk on 'til the mornin'
But this night would never end
Don't believe in urban legends
Goin' blind there is no chance
You can go and shove that rumor
It's the same old song and dance
See this KY's getting dry now
Tell you how long I have been
Two hours is forever

Guess, I... should be bli-i-ind
Masturbate... all the ti-i-ime
Well, I'm dick slap-rappin'
To pics of your mum
I get nuttin'... done
They said I..... could be
I..... would be
I... should be blind...

I should be blind
(He should be blind...) x 4

I SHOULD BE BLIND...............................!

copyright 2005, 2007+ Jack "Red Ant" Fletcher a.k.a "20/20 vision".
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Matthias - July 06, 2007 - Report this comment
There ain't much action on Whatfreaks yet, you'd have to pleasure yourself if you want any at all. This was fucking funny.
Below Average Dave - July 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Well Matthias, we are here. . .:)
Red Ant - July 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, bitches. =)
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