Song Parodies -> Small Member Wayne
"November Rain" Based on the performance by Guns 'N' Roses
"Small Member Wayne" Parody by Roswell
When you look into his eyes
He seems much more then he claims
But darlin' let me warn you
I once felt those feelings the same (oh yeah)

He'll say he can lasts forever
And some line about you'll remember his name
But it's hard to achieve an orgasm
When you're with Small Member Wayne

I've been subjected to this short thin crime
So sex may not ever be the same (too bad)

Now love will always come and love will always go
and one thing is for sure you'll need to let go today
Start walking away

If you think I'm wrong this time then go on do the crime
you could give him head
I'm sure he wouldn't mind
He wouldn't mind
So if you still want sex with him
then promise you won't complain
for I'll bet you'll be walking
after being with Small Member Wayne

Was it worth the time.. on his bone?
Was it worth the time.. did you moan?
Maybe if he last longer next time.. then you'll moan
So I guess you'll need some private time.. all alone

Or we can go ahead and spread your legs apart
and use this handy object to satisfy being screwed
and this could lead to a brand new start
it's time to get ourselves into the mood (ohh ohh ohhhh)

Sweetheart it's worth our time.. don't postpone
Sweetheart it's worth our time.. I'll make you groan
We have all this spare time.. we're all alone
Multiple orgasms for you this time.. you're gonna moan

And when your thoughts inside
realized what we have gained (oh yeah)
We both come now to agree
why we would ever remember his name
So when we're in the darkness
We still laugh and what we say
Is nothing last forever
especially Small Member Wayne

Bet he thinks that he satisfied this body
Bet he thinks that he satisfied someone
If anybody satisfied this body
You've been the only one
You've been the only one

Bet he thinks that he satisfied this body
Bet he thinks that he satisfied someone
If anybody satisfied this body
You've been the only one
You've been the only one

Bet he thinks that he satisfied this body
Bet he thinks that he satisfied someone
If anybody satisfied this body
You've been the only one
You've been the only one

Bet he thinks that he satisfied this body
Bet he thinks that he satisfied someone
You've satisfied this body
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