I'm quite unique
I've got this kinky streak
I'm not your average virgin prep-school girl.
I am one of those
Nymphomaniac fools
Erotic to be boned,
No doubt about it.

One time I gave myself the crabs.
Sometimes my mom turns tricks with me.
So many times I score
I'm Trojan's poster whore
I wonder is this normal
When you're eighteen?

They sent me to a shrink
I just hoovered his dink
Ripped off his Haggar slacks
and gobbled him down.
In this crazy ward I'm locked
They think that will make me stop?
I just screw hot orderlies
Under my patient gown.

My doctor fingers me as I sleep,
I like it, but how does that help me?
I've taken my pills and prayed
But still'd rather be getting laid
I'm a party girl at heart
Dick-addicted, yeah.

Screwing's in my soul
Don't you judge it as wrong.

I've got connections out on the streets
Pimp names mom brings when she visits me.
Some will think it a shame,
But 'Boink''s my middle name!
Can't ever get enough
Cocks in my muff.