Song Parodies -> Too Chunky
"Too Funky" Based on the performance by George Michael
"Too Chunky" Parody by Jagged Little Dyl
here's a song parody that justifies my homosexual attraction. just another one of the 600+ parodies at www.jaggedlittledyl.com
i am not trying to seduce you
if you'd like me to seduce you, my man just can't be too skinny

hey you're just too chunky, indeed...i gotta get inside of you
you're my seventh-heaven, what a man-squeeze
ever since before age 13, my mama's damn gene-type,
metabolists said my type destiny's streamlined, it's ruined
my bids for mens' things

i'm hot for fingers that are thick and wide
i'm hot and kinky for a firm behind
i love to see dudes naked, making up for the jinx
my young life gave me, the spite that masks gay-psyches...damn

hey you're just too chunky indeed, i gotta get inside of you
don't let me go, just let me grow, i'm so gay and such a man-wannabee
i gotta get gay pride, i wanna fool the guys to think that i've self-pride
get you to think i love me

don't want you thinkin that i hate my life
don't want you thinkin mind's so freaking slight
i've got to see dudes naked, baby, spite life with sleaze
and one night, make this dude's lifetime goal in sight...yeah

lay me, lay me, lay me, i need a dude to prove me
acceptable (far as dudes go)
i'm such a cocksucker
lay me, lay me, lay me, i need a dude to bruise me
just stretch my hole (just stretch my hole)

i wanna be a little brother to a manly man
gays say you're too chunky
i'd never wanna have another brother to bond with
you're not too chunky for me

if you'd like me to seduce you, the fact is you can't be too skinny

everybody wants a lover like that, compensation wants a man like our dads
everybody wants a lover like that, compensation gives my lover some fat
just another of the 600+ parodies at www.jaggedlittledyl.com
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