Song Parodies -> Too Chunky
here's a song parody that justifies my homosexual attraction. just another one of the 600+ parodies at www.jaggedlittledyl.com
i am not trying to seduce you
if you'd like me to seduce you, my man just can't be too skinny hey you're just too chunky, indeed...i gotta get inside of you you're my seventh-heaven, what a man-squeeze ever since before age 13, my mama's damn gene-type, metabolists said my type destiny's streamlined, it's ruined my bids for mens' things i'm hot for fingers that are thick and wide i'm hot and kinky for a firm behind i love to see dudes naked, making up for the jinx my young life gave me, the spite that masks gay-psyches...damn hey you're just too chunky indeed, i gotta get inside of you don't let me go, just let me grow, i'm so gay and such a man-wannabee i gotta get gay pride, i wanna fool the guys to think that i've self-pride get you to think i love me don't want you thinkin that i hate my life don't want you thinkin mind's so freaking slight i've got to see dudes naked, baby, spite life with sleaze and one night, make this dude's lifetime goal in sight...yeah lay me, lay me, lay me, i need a dude to prove me acceptable (far as dudes go) i'm such a cocksucker lay me, lay me, lay me, i need a dude to bruise me just stretch my hole (just stretch my hole) i wanna be a little brother to a manly man gays say you're too chunky i'd never wanna have another brother to bond with you're not too chunky for me if you'd like me to seduce you, the fact is you can't be too skinny everybody wants a lover like that, compensation wants a man like our dads everybody wants a lover like that, compensation gives my lover some fat just another of the 600+ parodies at www.jaggedlittledyl.com
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