Song Parodies -> American Homosexual Bar Association
"American Honky Tonk Bar Association" Based on the performance by Garth Brooks
"American Homosexual Bar Association" Parody by Andrew Woodard
If your sex life depends on a booty and a cock,
If your copulation calls for little more than a place to stop,
There’s a place where you can go, to find some folks who share your inclination
for anal fornication.
It’s called the American Homosexual Bar Association.

That Uncle Sam makes all the rules about most things you don’t mind.
But when a law’s on the books that calls you crooks for stickin’ cocks up your behind,
Rejoice you have a voice. And if you’re concerned about how the next election
affects your erections,
Contact your American Homosexual Bar Association.

It represents the butt-fuckin’ dick suckin’ sodomizin’ fraternizin’
fag-cravin’ straight-hatin’ crowd.
They’re harder than a crowbar, and they love to wave it around!
There’s no cunts and no menstruation, just balls and ejaculation.
It’s the American Homosexual Bar Association.

We’re all one big family, throughout the bathhouses and the clubs.
We don’t reach for brewskis; we drink Cosmos by the tub!
And every chapter has a 24-hour, 7-day a week available live sex demonstration
for your gratification.
It’s called the American Homosexual Bar Association.

It represents the tight-tank, pierced-crank, Prada-wearin’, preacher-scarin’,
opera-lovin’, sport-hatin’ crowd.
They’re marchin’ every Pride Week, and they’re out, and loud and proud!
There’s no girls and no complication; just masculine recreation.
It’s the American Homosexual Bar Association.

Go join your American Homosexual Bar Association.
Do not delay – contact today.
AHBA – only if you’re gay!
Go join your American Homosexual Bar Association.

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