Song Parodies -> Fellatio
"Rodeo" Based on the performance by Garth Brooks
"Fellatio" Parody by Andrew Woodard
Fellatio means oral sex on a man, for those who lack a grade 10 education.
His balls are hot and restless; his dick is hard as steel.
And he’d give half of Texas, just to get her to close the deal.
His love ain’t conversation, it’s a favor from a ho.
Well it ain’t no fuckin’ that puss or butt, it’s that damned old fellatio!

It’s lips and tits, it’s cum and spit, it’s an orgy with a Friday crowd.
It’s the hot lookin’ Venus, the suck on the penis he’ll get the next go-round.
It’s sex and sleaze, down on the knees, it’s a fancy name for a blow.
A mouth on a dick, and a suck and a lick, and they call the thing fellatio.

She tries her best to do him, when he gets on to ride.
But it’s too darn big to take it in, so it’s time to open wide.
And it’s “hope you’ve got a deep throat, cause my load is a gonna blow!”
Well it ain’t no fun, but that‘s the risk you run when you’re givin’ that fellatio.

It’s lips and tits, it’s cum and spit, it’s an orgy with a Friday crowd.
It’s the hot lookin’ Venus, the suck on the penis he’ll get the next go-round.
It’s sex and sleaze, down on the knees, it’s a fancy name for a blow.
A mouth on a dick, and a suck and a lick, and they call the thing fellatio.

It’ll drive a cowboy crazy, it’ll drive a man to sin.
He’ll sell off everything he owns, just to have it done again.
And a burn from mace and a herpes case is all he’ll have to show
For all the years that he spent chasin’ that sex they call fellatio.

It’s lips and tits, it’s cum and spit, it’s an orgy with a Friday crowd.
It’s the hot lookin’ Venus, the suck on the penis he’ll get the next go-round.
It’s sex and sleaze, down on the knees, it’s a fancy name for a blow.
A mouth on a dick, and a suck and a lick, and they call the thing fellatio.

Balls in the face, it’s a fuckin’ disgrace, and they call the thing fellatio.
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Joe Poe The Hoe - November 28, 2015 - Report this comment
Should have worked the gay into it...
Doc Woody - June 08, 2017 - Report this comment
Meh, it was written in 1992 when I was in grade 10. Just before gay acceptance hit mainstream. Being a straight virgin I focused on my own visions of fellatio.

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