"Hi, what I like
Hey, what I like
Guess what I like
Big panties (3xs)

Excuse bastards
I need to tell you about my fetish
Don't tell mother

Hi dicks, you like bitches
You wanna see these old asses shakin while they do the dishes
Wanna fuck with me then do my mom in the same day
No way, I hate to tell you ass but I'm not gay
My diapers full, I look like some kind of fool
I don't want anyone to know because it wouldn't be cool
And my doctor says
Sean Connery, you have herpes
Ugh huh
Then what are they fleas
Yep
Oh Sean C please
Well want my hoes on sale
Fuck you then, go to hell
Your dead as a doornail
No, that's not shit you smell
Got a rash, old panties are worth cash
Sniffed them and said I didn't know I could get hard while sniffing ass
I'm about to steal my mothers, and several others
Happier than both of my brothers lovers
Come here granny
Hey tell your girl to stop showing her fanny
Awe come on she's just showing you her candy panties

Hi, what I like
Hey, what I like
Guess what I like
Big panties (4xs)

Senile women call me bond
Nobody talks about when I played an ex-con
I'll smash actors like pumpkins
Like Anthony Hopkins
I'll beat the shit out of him for playing Lector
He'll be left really hurt, then I'll rip out his heart
That's what you get for stealing my fucking part
Worry not, my penis works; it never lays down on the job
Except when my brother is giving me a blow job
My dick has scabs but don't worry, It'll heal
Got them from taking too many of the blue pill
I told the woman I couldn't control my humping
I tore the ass up twice still the bitch kept me on pumping
Oh God
You know who took it, the old chick from Titanic
I bought her panties from e-bay for 15 cents
Great little bag of bones but a little bit hairy
Do you think I'm hairy?
Shut up, I'm trying to fuck the ass like Larry
Who's Larry?

Hi, what I like
Hey, what I like
Guess what I like
Big panties (4xs)

I canĘt pee; it doesn't come out with ease
Doctor don't just look at me please help me
I'm not going to piss, is it a kidney stone?
It hurts like having sex with the phone
Phone sex, you get it, yes I'm in the zone
Am I paying now or when its out of the bone
Just wrote my name on the check, is the amount known
LetĘs do it
He just sucked it until it was gone, invited the guy to a panty raid
He declined and got up to go; I finished and gave him the check
Kissed him on the neck, He told me his name was Mick
When I lived in Scotland I knew a Mick, we would chat about tits
How we loved women with big fat asses on the cheeks some zits
I live around wearing most of the time a kilt
With nothing under it and actually itĘs more like a quilt
I'm into drag, when I'm hard it rises like a flag
Ask me if I wear the panties and dance like a fag

Hi, what I like
Hey, what I like
Guess what I like
Big panties (4xs)

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