Song Parodies -> Goodbye, Grrrrls
"Goodbye, Earl" Based on the performance by Dixie Chicks
"Goodbye, Grrrrls" Parody by Jagged Little Dyl
This Song Was Popular When I In Maryland, Back When The Song Was One You Couldn't Get Away From. I Wrote This In April Of 2000...females Are So Overcompensated By Society And Regarded As "righteous," And That Is Because They Are Of The Lesser Gender...why Are Sports Teams Based On Gender, Why Are There "ladies Only" Fitness Centers, Why Are The "ladies Only" Poker Nights, Why Is There A "ladies Only" Division Of The Coney Island Hot Dog Eating Competition? Why Are There Gender-based Physical Requirements For The Military? Females Do Not Compare To Men, So The Aforementioned Competitions Compromise Themselves So That Females Can Excel Alongside Men (rarely Above Men). This Is Just One Of Over 700 Sexually-assaulting Song Parodies At Www.strongwomen.info (or The Main Site Www.jaggedlittledyl.com)
Fannie Loves Madonna, She's A Lesbian, Won't Lose Her High School Ways
so, 'membering The Lord's Hate Of The Fag-type Sin, She Wept And Changed
all The Blasphemation, So The Fags Are Now Good Before This Brand New World
god's A-lookin' Around, Unproud, The Ladies Found Are 'grrrrrrls'

and It's Just Cuz True Beings Say That Females Carry Not Wonders Of The Men
and The Dudes
she Said, "we Are Last, It's So Wrong - He Masks Us, Let's Feign Pride And
cover Our Blues"
and Her Pitiful-type Words Soon Riled Up The Courts, They Said, "we'll Bawl,
make You Seem Male"
so Girls Walk Like Dudes - Though They're Feigned, We're Ordered To True
their "miss Pathetic" Flair

that's The Way Fannie Scams, Sues Big Ones That Matter
cuz We're Fed Lies, Womens' Spite
in Hell, They Will Land Cuz They're Irked At The Man,
they Want Pity Cuz Their Song's Of A Slight
the Grrrls Gotta Die

goodbye, Grrrls, Your Sad Pity Is Really Too Much For Me, Grrrls
cut Off Your Teats, I'll Bone You, Rape Til You Bleed, Grrrls
feign Your Sparks, Act Up Like Retards (grrrls)

your Fogged Brains Lie, You Think Grrrls Win - You Hurt For Pow'r,
spite And Woe
when You're Given Pats Just Cuz You Are Ladies, Don't You Feel Like It's
cuz You're Slow?
hell, Army Won't Buy Your Weakness As Thunder, No Wonder Dames Just
are Not Called
and It's Learned Now, He's Wanted When It's Urgent, Cuz Nobody
drafts Feigned Balls

and These Grrrls Are Their Man And They Gloat "i Can," Lounging As They
speak Of 'pride'
they Sell 'meant-to-be' Scams Cuz They Can't Be Banned
now The World's To Help And Free Their Plights

the Grrrls Gotta Die - Goodbye, Grrrls, I'm Feeling Hate
you Are Such A Mistake, Grrrls
you're Such A Runt, I'll Shove Spoons Up Your Cunt, Grrrls
well, You Have Your Spite, Could I Show What's Of Mine? Grrrls?
Just Another Of Over 700 Gay-bashing, Woman-ridiculing Song Parodies At Www.jaggedlittledyl.com
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