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Song Parodies -> Gaston the Man-Whore
"Gaston" Based on the performance by Disney
"Gaston the Man-Whore" Parody by Captain Bootylicious from the 1991 Disney animated motion picture, "Beauty and the Beast". Original lyrics by Alan Menken & Howard Ashman
Maybe you've heard of this man called Gaston?
He's famous now all over France. He'll fuck anything, just so long as it moves, With his thirteen inch magical lance. There's no man in the land as flexible as he- Just dial his phone, you'll surely score. Got some cash? Gay, straight, bestiality, He's your ultimate fuck-fest man-whore! No one lasts like Gaston Has cock mass like Gaston No one shoves a tight fist up your ass like Gaston Sucking cocks, clit, or cumming on Fido Or stunning golden shower. Whatever you need, he'll say, "Right-o!" And he'll sing "Vive la France!" while charging by the hour. No one plays dead like Gaston Gives great head like Gaston No one ties your wrists up to the bed like Gaston. All you sick fucks, you're drooling, you know you want him. My, what a whore, that Gaston! HIs calendar's full Like his mouth is with cum Then he'll blow you again, The best man-whore, bar-none! No one reams like Gaston Swallows cream like Gaston For those masochists makes you quite scream like Gaston. Hide your gerbils, dogs and cats 'Cause warm mammals are up for grabs. His ass will fit hamsters, I'll sure tell you that You'll know who's been there when your pet's fur has crabs. No one spits like Gaston Licks your clit like Gaston No one fingers your naughty wet slit like Gaston. HIs collection of sex toys is awe-inspiring Hip-hip, hooray for Gaston! There's a medical issue with Gaston, you say? That's why he must cum all these times. 'Til he blows his wad, he'll go crazy each day, His eyes will cross, wet his pants, ears will ring chimes. No one sucks like Gaston Finger fucks like Gaston No one builds a business out of smut like Gaston. His business card: "Specialty - Penatration" My what a whore, that Gaston! He'll use benwa balls, or he'll whip you, Screw threesome or four in a flash. He'll use his big schlong, plus a dildo or two, Whatever your pleasure - just bring extra cash! His tongue knows a world leader's anus Your secrets are safe with him, "Oui!" His talents bring fortune, he's famous And it's not hard to see - the pride of old Paris! No one's keen like Gaston Shags more queens than Gaston No one wears those crotch-less leather jeans like Gaston. For whatever weird fetish you have, he'll do it. My what a whore - Gaston! Your Vote Counts
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Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason. Mastur... er...Masterpiece! You're a ringer... who knew you had these kinds of talents? ;-) Naughty wet slit? LOL! cumming on Fido? Tonguing a world leader's anus? ROFL! If you like Disney parodies, check my Lion King one.
Love it.
I'll be sure to check out the Lion King parody too.
Damn it, I couldn't find the Lion King parody that you said you had. Maybe it got taken down?
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