Song Parodies -> White Trash Paradise
"Gangsta's Paradise" Based on the performance by Coolio
"White Trash Paradise" Parody by Andrew Woodard
This one gets pretty racist in places, so I ask my African American brothers in parody to consider that I am mocking, rather than glorifying, people who believe this way. It's hard to parody white trash culture without including some racism elements. After all, it's a big part of who they are.
As I walk through the trailer where I cook up my meth,
I take a look at my teeth and realize there's none left.
Cause I've been dippin' the chaw for so long that
Even my mama thinks half my jaw is gone.

And I ain't never smacked a coon that didn't deserve it.
Rev. Martin Luther King, I done never heard of.
You best pick your cotton, and mind the boss,
Or you and your homies might be burned on a cross.

I really need to trip, hey you got some dope?
As I toke, I'm rockin' Skynyrd in the doobie smoke, dude.
I'm the kinda redneck little 'billies wanna be like,
Smokin' weed every night, breakin' glass in a bar fight .

Been spendin' most our lives
Livin' in a White Trash Paradise.
We sport mullets and beehives
Livin' in a White Trash Paradise.
We take cousins for our wives
Livin' in a White Trash Paradise.
We all pack Colt 45's
Livin' in a White Trash Paradise.

God damn incarceration they got me facin'
But I always pack a piece; I was raised by the hicks.
So I gotta be down with the Rebel team.
Too much Dukes of Hazzard watchin' got me full o' steam.

I'm uneducated, fool, got nothin' on my mind.
Miller can in my hand, Ruger strapped to my thigh.
I drive a tricked-out rusty brown Ford Ranger,
But my gun rack is loaded; can you smell the danger, Boy?

Meth ain't nothin' but a phone call away.
I'm livin life gettin' high, Slim, what can I say?
I'm thirty-three, livin' with my Ma 'til I'm thirty-fo',
And Trailer Park Boys' my favorite show!

Tell my why must we fly Old Glory,
When our grandpas fought for the Confederacy?

Been spendin' most our lives
Livin' in a White Trash Paradise.
We sport mullets and beehives
Livin' in a White Trash Paradise.
We take cousins for our wives
Livin' in a White Trash Paradise.
We all pack Colt 45's
Livin' in a White Trash Paradise.

First my brother Clem impregnated our sister.
She tried to get with me, but Mary Ellen kissed her!
I took my cousin to the prom; nobody else would bring her.
What's goin' on in this trailer park? We ought to be on Springer!

They say I need a job but employers don't desire me.
Can't read the application, so why would they hire me?
I guess you laugh, I guess you point,
I guess you suck, that's why that I refuse to give a fuck, dude.

Been spendin' most our lives
Livin' in a White Trash Paradise.
We sport mullets and beehives
Livin' in a White Trash Paradise.
We take cousins for our wives
Livin' in a White Trash Paradise.
We all pack Colt 45's
Livin' in a White Trash Paradise.
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