Song Parodies -> Please Seduce Me
"Please Forgive Me" Based on the performance by Bryan Adams
"Please Seduce Me" Parody by Rick
"it feels like our first time together
a tongue-down-your-throat kiss
I'm getting closer baby
to give you some jizz
you give great handjobs, you're number one

I wanna make your thighs wet
sunrise to sunset
the feelings stronger
to give you my dong, girl
i've got quite a great hard-on

and if you're feelin horny, don't
and if you think i'll pull out early, i won't
i wanna make your twat feel good
i'll get you wetter than any guy could

please seduce me, i know you want me to
please seduce me, i won't stop fucking you
don't deny me, for an hour, maybe two
please seduce me, to make me feel brand new

babe believe me, every drop of my sperm is true
please seduce me, i won't stop fucking you

still feels like blue balls forever
feels like the first ache
your cunt would taste better than chocolate cake
i'll blur your vision, i'll leave you stunned

you'll gasp at the size of my cock
your world will be quite rocked
you'll be impressed with all my moves
i'll be fucking you, yeah
it'll be your first time, you know it's true

so if you're feeling horny, don't
and if you think i'll pull out early, i won't
i wanna make your twat feel good
i'll get you wetter than any guy could

please seduce me, i know you want me to
please seduce me, i won't stop fucking you
don't deny me, for an hour, maybe two
please seduce me, to make me feel brand new

babe believe me, every drop of my sperm is true
please seduce me, i won't stop fucking you

there's one thing i'm sure of
it's when we finally make love
one thing you can depend on
your cherry will be gone
with so much sweat we will be layin'
and sheet stainin'

please seduce me, i know you want me to
please seduce me, i won't stop fucking you
don't deny me, for an hour, maybe two
please seduce me, to make me feel brand new

babe believe me, every drop of my sperm is true
please seduce me, i won't stop fucking you
babe believe me, i'll fill your hole with spooge
please seduce me, i won't stop fucking you

won't stop fucking you
"
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