Song Parodies -> Britney's Baby Loves To Dine!
"Hit Me Baby One More Time!" Based on the performance by Britney Spears
"Britney's Baby Loves To Dine!" Parody by Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni)
With massive milky mammaries like Britney's to munch on, Federline Jr will surely dine on a daily four-course meal. (Leaving Federline Sr rather hungry, I guess.)
So greedy, baby.
So greedy, baby.

So greedy, baby. You guzzle lactose in loads.
Just suckle and imbibe there.
This greedy baby bites udders of silicone.
Knows how to gormandise, yeah.

Foamy. Mouth is loving full cream.
Swelling baby cuz he feeds and grows now.
Tired jaws.

[Britney's baby:]
"Mum's swollen breasts are filling me.
(Moustache!)
A busty chest, I will not wean.
(Til mum's drained!)
Yum high-fat tissue. Who'd use bovines?
Drink five til nine."
Britney's baby loves to dine!

[Britney:]
"Oh greedy baby,
My cleavage is feeding you.
Soyless, suckling lite milk.
You fatty baby,
A glutton for my buxom boobs.
You're lactose tol-er-ant, kid!"

Bloating. Rounded from teat smoothies.
Swills like crazy, guzzling as mum moans 'Ow!'
Bites and gnaws.

[Britney's baby:]
"Mum's swollen breasts are filling me.
(Bubbly!)
A busty chest, I will not wean.
(Tits still teem!)
Why would I quit now, they're oozing fine.
Simply divine!"
Britney's baby loves to dine!

Oh greedy baby
Oh greedy baby

[Britney:]
Oh greedy baby, you guzzle lactose in loads.
Oh greedy baby, my nipples down to my toes!

[Britney's baby:]
"I just request,
Acidopholous!
Why milk from a cow?
Areolas, swill this stream.
Just lose the brassiere,
Cuz it's feeding time."
Britney's baby loves to dine!

[Britney's baby:]
"Mum's swollen breasts are filling me.
(Milk jugs!)
A busty chest, I will not wean.
(Til sixteen!)
Mammaries issued. These two are mine.
Elephantine!"
Britney's baby loves to dine!

Guys are obsessed,
With Brit's homely pecs.
Offspring now devours.
Both boobs flow pneumatic streams.
He chews. Perseveres,
To swig a milk Rhine.
Britney's baby loves to dine!
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Dr Music - December 18, 2008 - Report this comment
A fabulous song. That son of hers could grow up to be Bluto from Animal House you know. 5555!

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