Song Parodies -> You Give Cum a Bad Name
"You Give Love a Bad Name" Based on the performance by Bon Jovi
"You Give Cum a Bad Name" Parody by Captain Bootylicious
Shot you my wad
You pulled away
You give cum a bad name.

That smokin' bod, you cast a spell
Your big tits and pussy, they make my cock swell
With plump red lips you suck my knob
But when it counts most, you won't finish the job.

Whoa - Here's my loaded gun
Whoa - Your teasing ain't fun
Girl, leave your lips there
My cumming ain't done.

Chorus:
Shot you my wad
You pulled away
You give cum a bad name
My cock's just half-spent and it's you I blame
You give cum a bad name
You give cum a bad name

Whispr'ing girls bitch all the time
"Cum in your mouth is like oysters and slime"
Why do you listen? They're all just prudes
You ditched me at climax, you're so fucking rude.

Whoa - shunned my loaded gun
Whoa - disgust ain't hot, hon.
It don't taste that bad, girl
If you'd just try some!

Shot you my wad
You pulled away
You give cum a bad name
My cock's just half-spent and it's you I blame
You give cum a bad name
You give cum a bad name
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Pacing: 3.6
 
How Funny: 3.7
 
Overall Rating: 3.7
 
Total Votes: 7
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Andy Primus - September 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Hate the song but like the parody - don't understand why you got a 1 vote, why cum to a site like this if this sort of thing offends you - I wonder what they were expecting to find.
Captain Bootylicious - September 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Hey, thanks! Yeah, I'm confused about the 1 vote. Maybe they liked the original too much and the parody ruined it for them. Or some people are just jerks.
Daunte Lapree Carter - August 25, 2009 - Report this comment
This has got to be the best parody I've read so far. Great job! Excellent work. Thanks. Do you just post on this site or are there other ones with your parodies?
Lon - September 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Great stuff. How could anyone give you less than a 4, let alone only a 1? What a lame ass! Check out my song fragment to this classic, as well as my version of "It's My Life"
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