Song Parodies -> I'm Santa Claus
"Song 2" Based on the performance by Blur
"I'm Santa Claus" Parody by Seth Saera
"(Whoo-hoo! x4)

I've got my hat on...
I've got my fake fat in...
I head to the throne...
It's time to begin...

(Whoo-hoo!)
Hey I'm Santa Claus li'l punk!
(Whoo-hoo!)
Sit on my knee and ask for junk!
(Whoo-hoo!)
And I'll lie and I'll say that I'll bring you it all on Christmas Day, but it's your mom - signin' my name!

I've got my suit on...
It's red with white fur...
I don't really like kids...
Don't know why I bother...

(Whoo-hoo!)
Hey I'm Santa Claus li'l bitch!
(Whoo-hoo!)
Sit on my knee and beg for shit!
(Whoo-hoo!)
And I'll lie and I'll say that I'll bring you it all on Christmas Day, but it's your mom - signin' my name!

Ho ho!
Ho ho!
Ho ho!
HO! HO!"
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MIKE - February 06, 2021 - Report this comment
HO HO HO
MIKE - December 24, 2022 - Report this comment
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MIKE - September 22, 2023 - Report this comment
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MIKE - September 22, 2023 - Report this comment
ME AND CRAIG WILL HAVE A FIRE ALARM RACE
ho-ho-ho- hes as badfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooogesassbadasshewantstobeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee - March 08, 2024 - Report this comment
it's called b@d @Ssb@ll

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