"Matt, uh...I'm pregnant!
Well, See ya

We hooked it up
It was a party night
We do mushrooms
To get the feelin' right

We started makin' out
And she took off my pants
But then I fucked her condom-free
And that's about the time she spoke of pregnancy

Nobody likes a kid at 15
And she still spoke about taking a pill
What the hell is sex
My friends still say that I have a kid

What's her name again?
What's a kid again?

Then later on
On the drive home
I called my friend
From a payphone

I said I was depressed
And that I am a dad
He started makin' fun of me
And that's about the time I took it seriously

Nobody likes a dad at 15
And even more I only have one eye
What the hell is birth control?

My friends say that I am a dad
What's her name again?
What's a kid again?

And that's about the time they all made fun of me
Nobody likes a kid at 15
And I still act like I'm the mack
What the hell is wrong with me?

My friends say that I have a kid
What's her name again?

And that's about the time that it hit me
No one should take sex so lightly
With many years ahead to father a child

They all made fun of me
I never wanna have a kid

What's her name again?
What's his name again?

What's her name again? What's her name again?
What's her name again?"