Song Parodies -> No Cream
"No Rain" Based on the performance by Blind Melon
"No Cream" Parody by Sean Zamorano
Im so happy this site came back! Im gonna appreciate this to the fullest and get back into it!
All I can Say is that my brothers really gay,
He likes stretching his asshole out of place!
All he can do is is fill his his spincter full of goo
His butthole is so blue
Cause theres no cream......
Theres no cream,,,,,,,
I just want a brother who's not gay to me....
wo o o o!
Someone who doesent lick the taint!
You know id like to keep my penis white today!wo o
If i stay with you it will be brown stained
Well i dont understand how you smoke the pole all day,
Then you start to complain that theres no cream....
All i can do is take some coke to stay awake
Cuz you know i am afraid cause you are gay!
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taintmansion - February 21, 2012 - Report this comment
Why such negative votes? this is fucking hilarious!
MICHAEL MAREK - September 09, 2021 - Report this comment
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MIKE - September 05, 2022 - Report this comment
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR
MIKE - August 19, 2023 - Report this comment
NO STRENGTH 404 NOTFOUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MIKE - October 06, 2023 - Report this comment
ME AND CRAIG WILL HAVE a fire fighter dress race
why such negative votes this is f**king hilarious - February 16, 2024 - Report this comment
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo that's not my name it's michael
404 - March 28, 2024 - Report this comment
DUDE NO STENGTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOT FOUNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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