Song Parodies -> From A Distance
"From A Distance" Based on the performance by Bette Midler
"From A Distance" Parody by Jagged Little Dyl
i wrote this one after being in a 69 position, thinking "you can suck my dick, but get your poop-machine out of my face" just another one of the almost 700 parodies at www.jaggedlittledyl.com
from a distance, he earns my true esteem
and his toned ass smells like spice
from a distance, he don't sweat, stink or seem
like he needs to bathe or wipe

from a distance, males are foreign things
on a ped'stal, dude's the man
i've a void, i know, i lack man-i.d.
it's the song of every fag

from a distance, we all dream to fuck
men shown in magazines
i'm a no-one, those brawny mantasies
are the men of my dreams

from a distance, men are winners and
living in my hallowed ground
i've a void, i know, i lack man-i.d.
it's the song of every fag

god of my self-love, god of homo-love
got to choose which one, what's the difference

from a distance, dudes look like myself
even though they i deem them more
as a pissant, i can surely comprehend
why all gays' pride says gay's born

from a distance, males are foreign things
on a ped'stal, dude's the man
i've a void, i know, and mens' love i love,
i've the heart of little-man

i'm a boy, i know, and mens' love i love
this is the song of every fag

god of my self-love, god of homo-love
got to choose which one, what's the difference?
oh, god is watching us fog our own self-love
god is watching us come ridickless
just another one of the parodies of (homo)sexual assault at www.jaggedlittledyl.com.
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