Song Parodies -> Deadbeat Mum
"Deadbeat Club" Based on the performance by B-52s
"Deadbeat Mum" Parody by Jagged Little Dyl
another parody from jaggedlittledyl.com, this song was popular during the woodlot project in biology class, spring 1990.
i was poor, a "have not," i'd spite your living
i could have a bunch with your job earning me some money
me and sean, kev or jay...or howard...
cici's born to a deadbeat mum

when you pay your tax, it's gonna buy me things
i'll dance at a party on thursday really late
i'll dance cuz no job-skills afford me equal pay
feed my babe

i'm a deadbeat mum (deadbeat mum)
i'm a welfare mum (deadbeat mum)
i have been "teen mum" (deadbeat mum)
i will get from gov

going out, cuz al affords my twenty-five cent beer
and a dude whose name's unannounced buys me chick-wings
i'm a smiiiilin' girl with your taaaaax money
childbirth's my choice, oh it's how your life lives mine

i'm a deadbeat mum (deadbeat mum)
i'm a welfare mum (deadbeat mum)
i have been "teen mum" (deadbeat mum)
i will get from gov

get me cash to party-down - i'm poor, your town provides
when i go with three drinking then hump two guys
i'm a smiiiilin' girl with your taaaaax money
childbirth's my choice, oh it's how your life lives mine

when you pay your tax, it's gonna buy me things
i'll dance at a party on thursday really late
i'll dance cuz the robbers in dc feed my babe
give me pay

i'm a deadbeat mum (deadbeat mum)
i'm a welfare mum (deadbeat mum)
i have been "teen mum" (deadbeat mum)
i will get from gov

ohohohohohoh no, these teen mums are getting gov...erment's deep sums
(deadbeat mums)
oh no - here they come, the deadbeat mums with twenty sons
(deadbeat mums)
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