Song Parodies -> That's What Girls Are For
"That's What Love Is For" Based on the performance by Amy Grant
"That's What Girls Are For" Parody by Jagged Little Dyl
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sometimes placation charms the feminist
we'll name the girls as like men,
fill them up with words they must hear
so pride gets appeased
and we'll mumble lies so she can feel great

sometimes i wonder if she even sees the game
why she can be so blind
questioning how awesome is god
and genders he'd start
she thinks that she is something that her body says she's not

that's what girls are for, what breasts are spewing
that's what girls are for, what her egg will soon be
help me not mention things they haven't invented
give them strength through lies and talk
greatness ain't what girls are for

sometimes i feel rude when i don't blow smoke up there
but i watch the way we will lower standards
he ran in five - she's applauded for nine
she's given kudos higher, yet slowing-down the guys

that's what girls are for, to hex the army
that's what girls are for, countryless we'll soon be
yes, i will mention peeing out a blood-egg mess
give them strength through lies and talk
greatness ain't what girls are for

she thinks that she is something that her body says she's not

that's what cunts are for, human-producers
that's what breasts are for, nourishment for junior
how awful when she's talking pow'r over men, she's
given strength through lies and talk
placation's just what is wrong
that's why girls aren't strong

that's why girls aren't strong
help me not mention things they haven't invented
give them strength through lies and talk
greatness ain't what girls are for
that's why girls aren't strong
that's why girls aren't strong
that's why girls aren't strong
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