Song Parodies -> Lesbian Chair
"Angry Chair" Based on the performance by Alice In Chains
"Lesbian Chair" Parody by Pussy Assrocket And The Porno
Sitting on a lesbian chair
Lesbians say i am a bear
if we seek this is fucking disgrace
what do i see play my tits (Yeah)
what do i see cross my tits (oh yeah, yeah-e-yeah)

Who are we fucking talking to
getting out my baps in protest
the baps in protest are freedom's loss
then these baps are no longer there anymore
what do i see cum my ass (Mmmm)
what do i see read my bum (yum)

I have no fucking idea
I never came
I have no fucking idea
I never came (i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i)
I have no fucking idea
I never came, oh my days

Are we too old to be R'n'B
washing out Teddy Pendergrass
in the seas there is no disgrace
lick my bucket, i'm so fucked up
Did i see my 3s move in 1s (fuck yeah)
how many wives must i take (yeah)

I have no fucking idea
I never came
I have no fucking idea
I never came (arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggh)
I have no fucking idea
I never came

Shitting on a lesbian chair
fucking my shit up in pieces of shite
Bargain buckets are the shit
what do i see lick my ass (please)
can i get outta my face (yeah)

If we don't find the air
I never came (pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease)
that is hard and so am i
you gotta stop (pleeeeeeeeeease)
holding my tits out for Vietnam
um, Vietnam (yeaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh)
where do you see me now?
I fucking come
oh yeah




















































































































































































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