A young man, about 28
He met a woman, and they went on a date
They had so much fun, but it was getting late
He went to her place, and he got laid

isn't it erotic? dontcha think?

there stains on her bed today
a wild ride with a real easy lay
when he got inside, "no v.d.", he prayed
he always thought he'd dick her

Mr. lay-her-safe, went to the store tonight
he bought some rubbers for her pussy so tight
as he was bangin' her with all of his might
the rubber then broke, it was an embarassing sight

isn't it erotic? dontcha think?

there stains on her bed today
a wild ride with a real easy lay
when he got inside, "no v.d.", he prayed
he always thought he'd dick her

it's not funny when std's sneak up on you..

it's a lovely girl with whom you wanna mate
it's destiny, or some may call it fate
it's her dick-sucking power, 100 p.s.i.
it's something really kinky, like to jizz in her eye

isn't it erotic? dontcha think?
a little spooge, erotic
that fishy stink

there stains on her bed today
a wild ride with a real easy lay
when he got inside, "no v.d.", he prayed
he always thought he'd dick her