Song Parodies -> Married Gays
"Mary Jane" Based on the performance by Alanis Morissette
"Married Gays" Parody by Jagged Little Dyl
I Wrote This One In 2005, After Hearing Of Alanis' Re-release Of Her "jagged Little Pill" Cd. I Rewrote All Of My 1999 Jlp Songs That Week In 2005. I Don't Have The Originals Anymore At Www.jaggedlittledyl.com, But Over 600 Parodies Make Up For The Absent Thirteen (yes, 13...i Included The Hidden Track)
What's The Matter, "married" Gay, Did Your Heart Break?
i'll Place The "in Session" Sign On The Door
i Lost The Papers I Had Penned Since You Quit Me
you Never Seemed To Wanna Chat Anymore

"i Have Caught Aids Now, Doctor, Don't Tell Jokes Or
be A Grand Ol' Retard, Just Talk About My Repentance"

you Feel You're Counting Sheep Til Death, "married" Gay,
that's Your Point In Trying To B'lieve In The Lord?
i Feel You're Fooling For A Sense That You're Saved,
you Ever Wonder How You'd Fool Your Mastor?

"well, I'm Good, I'm Way Clean...and I'm Not A Felon...
i'm Not Rude Or Brutal, And That's The Way I Have Been Since Young Age"

need Some 'xoneration, Gay Isn't Healthy, Queer Is Censored Upstairs
you're A Queer Crusader, Mister "married" Gay, And Your Past Gay Insolence
called "gay Pride" Will Fuck You

so, Take Those Moments, "married" Gay" And Repent It
worry Not About The Sins Of Gay Pride
cuz All That Matters, Mister Man, When You're Fleeing
it's Regret, My Friend, Now Flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Just Another Parody From Www.jaggedlittledyl.com Swallow Me Down, What A Jagged Little Dyl
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