I want you to know
That I'm sorry for you.
I wish nothing but
Relief for you both.

Was she a virgin like me, queen of stupidity,
Did she go down on you when you first met her?
Now does she scratch frequently, does she think she has scabies?
You better take her down to visit her doctor.

Cause the pubes that you shaved with a blade looked so gay
But would it be enough for all of your crabs to die? No!
And every time you boink her thing
Does she know how you told me you killed all your pubic lice? Pubic lice?
But they're still alive!

And I'm here to remind you
Of the pest you left when you went away.
They're right there, and they bite me,
They're the crabs I bear that you gave to me.
This, this, this really blows!

You sure hide it well.
Must be painful.
I'm itchy as hell,
I thought you should know.

Did you think you went scot-free when you infested me?
You better think before you stick your dick in'er.
These crabs are such a disgrace; I want to spray you with mace,
And she'll be itching like me if you fuck her.

Cause the pubes that you shaved with a blade looked so gay
But would it be enough for all of your crabs to die? No!
And every time you boink her thing
Does she know how you told me you killed all your pubic lice? Pubic lice?
But they're still alive!

And I'm here to remind you
Of the pest you left when you went away.
They're right there, and they bite me,
They're the crabs I bear that you gave to me.
This, this, this really blows!

Ow……ow ow……ow ow…… ow ow…
Ooh…..ooh.……ow ow… ow ow… ow ow!

Cause the stuff that you sprayed on your junk, that was Raid,
And it still never slayed those insects between your thighs, and you know it.
And every time those bastard bugs bite someone else's sack
I hope you feel it… yeah can you feel it?

Well I'm here to remind you
Of the pest you left when you went away.
They're right there, and they bite me,
They're the crabs I bear that you gave to me.
This, this, this really blows!