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Song Parodies -> Janie's Got A Gun
"Janie's Got A Gun" Based on the performance by Aerosmith
"Janie's Got A Gun" Parody by Jagged Little Dyl "don't ask, don't tell" has gone away - don't ask or tell which gender you feel you are today? the song was released in november 1989, i was a sophomoric sophomore. now i am a sophomoric adult. but not as sophomoric as the "strongwoman" campaign. this song is about gays and wombs in the military. another of the 700 parodies of sexual assault at www.jaggedlittledyl.com "janie," to me, is a female's name...like jane. so this janie is a testosterone-lacking female whose hips widened during puberty - not her shoulders.
dumb, dumb, dumb, honey what have you done
dumb, dumb, dumb, such a proud little runt dumb, dumb, dumb, country must be so fucked dumb, dumb, dumb, we'll go down - we'll go down janie's got a gun, gay things got a gun (no) soldiers' cohesion (it's) putting strain on a bunch must build more barracks soon such is keepin' them in groups the gay "men" may feel lust toward het'ros straights vow to rough-up, beat the gays woman, she's half-conundrum so, when dames are not-so tough, she'll say everything must compensate janie's got a gun gay things got a gun (it's) lost, base-cohesion (now) everybody don't feel as one tell me how it's untrue stuck in your barracks' groups she passed the physical for navy strong man has got to be in shame they say to quell the womens' blunders they'll lighten-up the fundamentals, something has to compensate compensate, segregate all the dames compensate, segregate all the gays compensate, segregate, all to placayayayayayayate janie's got a gun gay things got a gun (it's) lost, base-cohesion (now) ev'rybody don't feel as one tell me how it's untrue the navy says "i owe you" they have to make the gals needed and overlook the wimpy strength the "men" whose own bodies mislead them, no male identity, army's never gonna say go 'way compensate, segregate all the dames compensate, segregate all the gays compensate, segregate, all to placayayayayayayate janie's got a gun gay things got a gun it's all placation every wanna-bee's conundrum janie's got a gun (it's) lost, base-cohesion (now) ev'rybody don't feel as one because gay things got a gun janie's got a gun (it's) lost, base-cohesion (now) ev'rybody don't feel as one gay things got a gun another one of the 700 parodies of sexual assault at www.jaggedlittledyl.com
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