Song Parodies -> Chesty
"Crazy" Based on the performance by Aerosmith
"Chesty" Parody by Matthias
"As Seen On Amiright"
(Guys in Hooters)
"Flaunt It Baby!!!"
"You know you're dropping down my jaw!"
"You'd look way good in all those porno mags I pull!"
"Seems I'm checking out more, well, I'm checking jugs!"
"It always seems you wanna get somethin' off you chest, that I can see"
"Girl, Don't wanna change you chesty lays"
"I'm cheering"

(Boyfriend)
You say that guys never see you have a brain
And when you head to work jerks yell, "Looking good!"
Girl, I've always hear you whine so many times
You've got to figuring looking flat feels good

That kinda clothin'
Turns a nerd to no-brained
That kinda clothin'
Makes a man make pants stained

Cause you're chesty, chesty Baby, you're so chesty!
You turn me on
You Amazon
Then you whine, please
Chesty, Chesty, Chesty Milk for babies
What size are you?
Honey!
Dunno but they're freaking huge!!!

While other chicks have tissues stuffed
Or pumping boobs with plastic lining
From doctors that's silicone
Did they grow?!
Or you wearing nothing underneath that gray suit coat
Honey?
It's all to show?!

No kinda stuffin'
Makes me wanna drool
And get laid
Yeah!
You got me starring
And I know I'm never, never, never gonna get you game

But you're chesty, chesty Baby you're so chesty
Bikinis you don
Mind is gone
When you dive, please
Chesty, chesty, chesty You're top heavy
In bathing suit!
Help Me!
I think I'm turning blue!!!

Not much of behind, girl
But you're freaking chesty!!!

(The best breast Aerosmith guitar solo)

I need your bust!
Honey!!!
I need your bust!

Chesty, Chesty, Chesty wear triple D
Headlights make me blind, girl
You're prime, seeking Chesty

Chesty, Chesty, Chesty You're so Chesty
With you're bra gone
Tribute won
Titled Chesty

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!!!!
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Dr Music - November 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Inkabunka! In case you were wondering- that's huttese for excellent.
MIKE - September 05, 2022 - Report this comment
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