Song Parodies -> Cravin'
"Amazing" Based on the performance by Aerosmith
"Cravin'" Parody by Mikey Squirrel
Actually written by my friend and partner in crime, Traf Gib.
I kicked the tights ones out and let the loose ones in
Had a hooker named Lucy who only used to charge a fin
There's a wife in my life she's a real pain
Cause all she ever does is...COMPLAIN!!!
When I lost my pot, and it hit the floor
Yea my dealer has weed, but can't spot me anymore
Oh I'm so blitzed and fried, off of smokin' a pipe
And justa laughin' my ass...RIGHT OFF!!!

CHORUS:
It's a Cravin'...with the spark of a joint, you finally get the point
It's a Cravin'...when your quarter arrives, you know you'll soon be high
Oh it's a Cravin'...and I'm saving a joint for my stoner bud tonight

She wants one last shot for her own pro-creation
And why don't her bloody pads have any wings
She's such a whore and such a frustration
And her ass smells worse than anything
You gotta learn to roll before you learn to toke
Yea my girlfriend now is just a fuckin' joke
I found her out on the street, just-a stretching' her thighs
Jizz all over her face and eyes

(Chorus)
c 2005 Squirrelbait Squirrelbait Parody Jukebox
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