Song Parodies -> Cravin'
Actually written by my friend and partner in crime, Traf Gib.
I kicked the tights ones out and let the loose ones in
Had a hooker named Lucy who only used to charge a fin There's a wife in my life she's a real pain Cause all she ever does is...COMPLAIN!!! When I lost my pot, and it hit the floor Yea my dealer has weed, but can't spot me anymore Oh I'm so blitzed and fried, off of smokin' a pipe And justa laughin' my ass...RIGHT OFF!!! CHORUS: It's a Cravin'...with the spark of a joint, you finally get the point It's a Cravin'...when your quarter arrives, you know you'll soon be high Oh it's a Cravin'...and I'm saving a joint for my stoner bud tonight She wants one last shot for her own pro-creation And why don't her bloody pads have any wings She's such a whore and such a frustration And her ass smells worse than anything You gotta learn to roll before you learn to toke Yea my girlfriend now is just a fuckin' joke I found her out on the street, just-a stretching' her thighs Jizz all over her face and eyes (Chorus) c 2005 Squirrelbait Squirrelbait Parody Jukebox
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SO FOR ALL OF US AT WHATFREAKS WHERE EVER YOU ARE REMEMBER THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL MAY BE YOU GOOD NIGHT
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