Song Parodies -> Owner Of A Boastful Heart
"Owner Of A Broken Heart" Based on the performance by Yes
"Owner Of A Boastful Heart" Parody by Jagged Little Dyl
here's the anthem of what is known as "gay pride". ha, i've said it before and i'll say it again: "if you're not all the man you need, good luck filling anyone else's void". the "gay pride parade" is an exhibition of overcompensation for the hole in one's heart when one's own gender leaves one feeling incomplete and empty. nearly 700 parodies of (homo)sexual assault are at www.jaggedlittledyl.com
prove yourself, you always live for pride, ever kneejerk at accusers
prove yourself, that you're a dude who's great,
may no bashers win and bruise ya
screen yourself, you need protection - hey,
you are truly lacking gonads, mate
shape, shape your health, for every ‘pride parade's full of spiteful prose

owner of a boastful heart, owner of a boastful heart
pride mends him from the owner of a broken heart
owner of a boastful heart

say you don't like gay-bashers, you've been hurting your cause
watch it now, two wrongs don't make a right, as your defense is to scoff me
you love yourself, it's all ‘bout being gay,
there's no real reason to be whole here
see yourself, be your own superman, you're got to work for esteem

owner of a boastful heart, owner of a boastful heart
pride mends him from the owner of a broken heart
owner of a boastful heart

after my own decision, gays confuse me so
owners of a broken heart
as we sex what we don't know, look at your i.d.
owner of a broken heart
but you're for pleasure, ain't you strong

sooner or later, my conclusion will align your broken heart
owner of a boastful heart
your will is slight, we'll change your lies, we will heal your gender-scars
owner of a boastful heart
don't deceive your being at all
don't deceive your being at all
owner of a boastful heart
don't deceive your being at all
just receive it
nearly 700 parodies of (homo)sexual assault are at www.jaggedlittledyl.com
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