Song Parodies -> Mamas Dont Let Your Babies Grow Up to be Queerboys
"Mamas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to be Cowboys" Based on the performance by Willie Nelson
"Mamas Dont Let Your Babies Grow Up to be Queerboys" Parody by Andrew Woodard
Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be queerboys.
Don't let 'em wear leathers and stick dicks up butts.
Make 'em be straight and lick titties and cunts.
Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be queerboys.
If you've a fag for a son, he'll fuck between buns,
And get AIDS from someone he loves.

Queerboys ain't easy to love, there's mighty slim pickins.
And they're always lookin' for men who'll let them stick their dick in.
Public park restrooms and dim lighted alleys, each night they're horny for play.
And if they don't satisfy him and he don't get off,
He'll prob'ly just wank all day.

Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be queerboys.
Don't let 'em wear leathers and stick dicks up butts.
Make 'em be straight and lick titties and cunts.
Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be queerboys.
If you've a fag for a son, he'll fuck between buns,
And get AIDS from someone he loves.

Queerboys like prowling on playgrounds for underage action.
"Let's look for my puppy, and I'll take you far out of sight."
And them that don't trust him won't suck him
But them that do sometimes won't like when they taste him.
"He ain't wrong, he's just different,"
Say Gay Pride supporters; that's PC bullshit; it's not right!

Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be queerboys.
Don't let 'em wear leathers and stick dicks up butts.
Make 'em be straight and lick titties and cunts.
Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be queerboys.
If you've a fag for a son, he'll fuck between buns,
And get AIDS from someone he loves.

Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be queerboys.
Don't let 'em wear leathers and stick dicks up butts.
Make 'em be straight and lick titties and cunts.
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Daunte Lapree Carter - January 08, 2010 - Report this comment
I like the parody for various reasons. One, the accent in your lyrics are strong and especially the context that you made in reference to your subject was beautiful in a sense, but it all shows your craftiness and your creative talents in parody writing. Great work!

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