Whatfreaks - Song Parodies, So Emotional

"So Emotional" Based on the performance by Whitney Houston
"So Emotional" Parody by Jagged Little Dyl

"maybe i should get a sex-change operation, i don't feel legitimately masculine" i was watching porn and humping the mattress through my jeans. "why do i spend my time gawking at men," i thought. i like men...my mind is curious of men...men and masculinity fill a void in me...i like to watch men like they're animals in a zoo...i watch to understand men...i misunderstand men and masculinity because i don't feel i'm one with men and masculinity - therefore i spend my time watching men...i'm not straight with myself as a man because i'm an emotional outcast, a masculivoid.

i've been needing and watching the guys for years
i see them, oh, i lack a mind that's been
given self-assu...rance and esteem,
my man-gender's doubt in my head

ooh

i've been praising strong and toned ass-cheeks, i'm psyched
mine are not worth praising, deemed no good
i want the tough man , he owns me,
could you guess i'm humping the dudes?

oh, i remember the way i've grown up, i wish i'd been the guy number-one

i'm a whole emotional outcast, and that's why i dream of dudes
i get so emotional, gay is mockery of the truth
gay is mocking the "who" in you
gay's in lock-step with dudes named sue

i wanna watch dudes walk with their two legs thick
i wanna watch them workout
i like the bountiful strength of dudes
cuz what i've got is a lot of doubt

oh, i remember the way i've grown up, i wish i'd been the guy number-one

i'm a whole emotional outcast, and that's why i dream of dudes
i get so emotional, gay is mockery of the truth
gay is mocking the "who" in you
gay's in lock-step with dudes named sue

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